The Ugliest of Them All
Who’s the ugliest of them all? Contractor Failure, that’s who. We’re proud to announce that Contractor Failure is the grand prize winner of the inaugural edition of the myuglyroom contest.
The owners of the Contractor Failure room now have $10,000 to get that funky bathroom of theirs up to snuff. And we couldn’t be happier for them. After purchasing their home with thoughts of renovating, their plans were quickly dealt a blow. “We found out that an entire wall below our second story had rotted away. Insurance didn’t pay for the $10,000 wall that had to be constructed,” the owners say. “There’s no way we would have been able to renovate the bathroom for years to come if we had to rely on our own resources.”
Well, now the owners of Contractor Failure can start turning that ugly bathroom into the stuff that dreams are made of. “It still hasn’t completely sunk in that we won’t have the mildewed sinks or inoperable bathroom door much longer. Our master bathroom will be absolutely beautiful as a result of this grand prize,” the owners explain.
Each of the remaining nine ugly rooms in the Top Ten will receive a $100 gift card. That should help take the sting out of losing and help those rooms drown their sorrows in a few gallons of fresh paint.
To all the rooms that didn’t win, just remember – you’re still hideous and disgusting in your own way. No one can take that away from you. Except for maybe a good contractor. So, if you can’t take the ugly anymore, put that room out of your misery and redecorate now with a HELOC from UMB.
Finally, thanks to everyone who participated. You helped make the contest a huge success. It’s been bigger and more exciting than we ever expected. We’re already hard at work planning a new and improved myuglyroom contest. Check back soon to be the first to know when things turn ugly again.
Congratulations to the owners of Contractor Failure, the grand prize winner of the $10,000 myuglyroom contest.
The owners of the Contractor Failure room now have $10,000 to get that funky bathroom of theirs up to snuff. And we couldn’t be happier for them. After purchasing their home with thoughts of renovating, their plans were quickly dealt a blow. “We found out that an entire wall below our second story had rotted away. Insurance didn’t pay for the $10,000 wall that had to be constructed,” the owners say. “There’s no way we would have been able to renovate the bathroom for years to come if we had to rely on our own resources.”
Well, now the owners of Contractor Failure can start turning that ugly bathroom into the stuff that dreams are made of. “It still hasn’t completely sunk in that we won’t have the mildewed sinks or inoperable bathroom door much longer. Our master bathroom will be absolutely beautiful as a result of this grand prize,” the owners explain.
Each of the remaining nine ugly rooms in the Top Ten will receive a $100 gift card. That should help take the sting out of losing and help those rooms drown their sorrows in a few gallons of fresh paint.
To all the rooms that didn’t win, just remember – you’re still hideous and disgusting in your own way. No one can take that away from you. Except for maybe a good contractor. So, if you can’t take the ugly anymore, put that room out of your misery and redecorate now with a HELOC from UMB.
Finally, thanks to everyone who participated. You helped make the contest a huge success. It’s been bigger and more exciting than we ever expected. We’re already hard at work planning a new and improved myuglyroom contest. Check back soon to be the first to know when things turn ugly again.
Congratulations to the owners of Contractor Failure, the grand prize winner of the $10,000 myuglyroom contest.

